Conversations with K

This morning...

K: Apples grow on trees. But berries do not grow on trees. They grow on bushes. SO, if you EVER see a tree... (looks uncertain and then walks away)

Last night in the tub...

Revisiting the "Sing After Me" song after not singing it for months:
Tra la la (Tra la la)
Mi mi mi (You, you, you)
Ha ha ha (NO NO NO)
Hee hee hee (HO HO HO)
Pick a peck of peppers (Pippapippapippa)
Fiddle diddle dee (Fiddle diddle dee)
Be my echo (Be your gecko)
Sing what I sing (I will!)
Follow the leader and sing after me (looking annoyed: I WILL!)

A few days ago...

K: You're sick. I am the doctor.
Me: Oh doctor, I feel terrible. Can you help me feel better?
K (offering a handful of coins): Some money?
Me: Are you sure I shouldn't get a lot of sleep, or drink plenty of water, or take some medicine instead?
K (handing me fourteen cents): No. Here is a hundred dollars. Now you feel much better!

Halloween...

At the first house, after much cajoling to try trick-or-treating: "MOMMY! They gave me CANDY!"

At the second house, where they left the door open and K walked right in and started to climb their stairs: "K! Where are you going?" "I'm going to get more candy!"