The licking song

K is running and singing, as usual. He rarely does one without the other.

"Da da DA da da da DA DA... Mommy, lick something!"

"Lick something?"

"Like this," he says, indicating the bathroom door.

"I'm not going to lick that."

"Why not?"

"Why do you want me to lick that?"

"Da da da DA DA DA da da da DA DA DA... LICKING! I'm singing a song about licking," he explains.

The other songs he's come up with recently are "Men" ("Do you want to hear my new song Men?" "Men?" "Yes. Like Daddy.") and "Hot Dog Stand," and sometimes he combines them into "Men and Hot Dog Stand." He also taught his entire class his song "Planeta," and they all sang it for days.