Things I might tweet if I used Twitter

But I don't because I would only have inane things to tweet. Like:

This morning I went out at 5 a.m. and literally saw a bird with a worm in its beak.

Today is National Donut Day. I was thinking I'd go to our local donut place and buy a donut for each of us for dessert. And then I thought while I was there, I probably wouldn't be able to resist getting a donut to eat for right then too. And then I saw a link at the bottom of the screen to an article called "Four Things You'll Feel Right Before a Heart Attack." (#4: Sticky glaze on your fingers.) So maybe not the best plan.

That would be too long to tweet anyway.
OK, bye.