Pants problem

I am finally at peace with my post-baby body. Probably because I don't have a lot of time to spend contemplating it. I read some bogus study recently about how the amount of time you spend grooming is inversely correlated with your salary. Well, I have literally gotten my morning grooming/dressing routine down to two minutes. That's right, two minutes from spitup-covered pajamas to makeup, office-appropriate clothes, and jewelry. Watch out, Warren Buffett.

Unfortunately, my wardrobe is not cooperating with my newfound self-acceptance. I'm a size larger than I was pre-baby. I have exactly two pairs of pants that fit me right now. I can get by with skirts until the weather gets cooler, but then I'm probably going to have to suck it up and lose the weight. Or buy and hem new pants. I'm not sure which would be more painful.